THE CLUB

THE SLOW-MILE
LEADERBOARD

Most running clubs celebrate speed. We celebrate endurance of a different kind: the ability to be consistently, gloriously slow. Connect your Strava. Embrace the shame.

HOW IT WORKS

  1. 01. Join the Ordinary Mile Club on Strava
  2. 02. Log your slowest mile each week
  3. 03. The slowest average wins eternal glory
JOIN THE SUFFERING
INVERSE STANDINGS
WEEK 14 / 2026
#NAMETIMEHRSCORESUFFER
1 SARAH T. 17:23 185bpm 98 I SAW GOD
2 DAVE T. 16:58 178bpm 87 INDUSTRIAL FAILURE
3 CHRIS P. 16:12 172bpm 82 INDUSTRIAL FAILURE
4 EMMA K. 15:45 168bpm 74 DARK PLACE
5 TOM R. 14:32 162bpm 68 DARK PLACE
6 LISA H. 13:58 155bpm 55 MILD REGRET
7 MIKE D. 12:47 148bpm 32 LEGS ITCH
8 RACHEL S. 12:15 142bpm 28 LEGS ITCH
9 NATE B. 11:55 138bpm 22 LEGS ITCH
10 JENNY W. 11:30 135bpm 15 LEGS ITCH
PAIN INDEX: 1: LEGS ITCH · 3: MILD REGRET · 5: DARK PLACE · 7: INDUSTRIAL FAILURE · 10: I SAW GOD
>> UPDATED EVERY SUNDAY AT MIDNIGHT GMT <<

"I've never experienced runner's high. I've experienced runner's 'why am I doing this' and runner's 'I need to sit down.'"

— Sarah T., 32:47 avg 5k

"Bought the full kit. Still slow. But now I look committed to being slow."

— Dave M., 28:15 avg 5k

"The socks didn't prevent blisters. The description warned me. I didn't listen."

— Anonymous, Certified Sufferer

"My wife asked why I need club gear for running alone. She has a point."

— James R., DNF enthusiast

"10/10 would suffer again."

— Mark P., 35:02 avg 5k

"I'VE NEVER EXPERIENCED RUNNER'S HIGH."

I've experienced runner's "why am I doing this" and runner's "I need to sit down."

— EVERY MEMBER, PROBABLY