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Training notes, gear you actually need, and existential running content. Written for remarkably average people.

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How to Wash Running Kit So It Doesn't Smell (The Science of the Stink)
Why running kit smells fine wet and criminal five minutes into the next run — and the washing routine that actually breaks the cycle. Read more...
How Much Running Kit Do You Actually Need? A Minimalist Audit
The running industry says you need everything. Your drawer disagrees. An honest audit of essential kit vs expensive decoration. Read more...
5-Inch vs 7-Inch Running Shorts: An Honest Guide to Shorts Length
The great inseam debate, settled honestly: what 5-inch and 7-inch shorts are actually for, and which length suits which runner. Read more...
How to Stop Chafing on Long Runs: The Guide Nobody Wants to Need
Chafing is running's most democratic injury. Where it strikes, why it happens, and how to never think about it again. Read more...
What to Wear Running in Every UK Temperature
From minus 2 to a shocking 28 degrees: an honest temperature-by-temperature guide to UK running kit, including the ten-degree rule. Read more...
What to Eat Before a Morning Run (And What to Never Eat Again)
Run fasted or eat first? Toast or banana? A practical guide to pre-run food for ordinary morning runners, including the list of regrets. Read more...
Running Twice a Week: What Actually Happens
Every plan says three to five runs a week. Life says two. Here's what twice-a-week running actually gets you — which is more than you think. Read more...
How Slow Should Easy Runs Be? Slower Than That.
Your easy runs are too fast. Yes, yours. Why slow running builds fast runners, and how to actually do it without dying of embarrassment. Read more...
How to Breathe While Running (Without Sounding Like a Fax Machine)
If you sound like dial-up internet by minute three, this is for you. How to breathe while running, minus the mysticism. Read more...
Couch to 5K: What Nobody Tells You Before Week One
Couch to 5K works. It also hides a few truths in the small print. Here's what to know before week one, from people who walked the walk breaks. Read more...
How to Start Running When You're Unfit: An Honest Guide
You don't need to be fit to start running. You need shoes, low expectations, and about twenty minutes. Here's the honest version. Read more...