The Agony Tee
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£34.99
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The Agony Tee
£34.99
TRUE TO SIZE — SIZE DOWN FOR A FITTED LOOK, SIZE UP FOR OVERSIZED
UK tracked shipping · Free over £75 · Easy 30-day returns
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Genuinely good fabric. Genuinely ordinary engine. 140gsm technical polyester that actually wicks the sweat, holds its shape wash after wash, and looks sharp on every run — whether you’re chasing a PB or getting chicked by a pensioner. We sorted the kit. The pace is on you.
The actually-good bit:
- 100% technical polyester knit, 140gsm — light and breathable, nothing like a cotton sweat-sponge
- Moisture-wicking fabric pulls sweat off your skin, so you look drier than you feel
- Holds its shape wash after wash — no sad, stretched neckline by week two
- Bold Ordinary Mile Club print that survives the laundry
Ordinary runner. Genuinely good tee.
SIZE + SPECS
TRUE TO SIZE
Size down for a fitted look, size up for slightly oversized.
| SIZE | TO FIT CHEST | GARMENT: PIT-TO-PIT · LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 92–97 cm · 36–38" | 20.5" · 27.25" |
| M | 97–102 cm · 38–40" | 21.5" · 28" |
| L | 102–107 cm · 40–42" | 22.5" · 28.75" |
| XL | 107–112 cm · 42–44" | 23.5" · 29.5" |
| 2XL | 112–117 cm · 44–46" | 24.5" · 30.25" |
FABRIC: 100% technical polyester knit, 140gsm. Moisture-wicking, so the sweat leaves you faster than your motivation does.
CARE: Machine wash cold. No softener, no tumble dry. It will still be black.
SHIPPING
UK — dispatched within 1–2 working days. Tracked 48 (2–3 working days) £4.00, FREE over £75. Tracked 24 (next working day) £5.00.
INTERNATIONAL (US / CANADA / EU / AUSTRALIA) — tracked express couriers (FedEx / DHL), calculated at checkout, typically 2–5 working days after dispatch. Duties and taxes included in your prices. FREE shipping over roughly $120 USD / €105 / $165 CAD / $175 AUD — exact figure shows at checkout.
Every order tracked, wherever you suffer.
RETURNS // NO DRAMA
30 days from delivery. Unworn, unwashed, tags on.
Start a return from your account — or read the full returns policy.
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